2.1 CHUUNIBYOU CHUUNIIIMEEEE!!!!~

"It's Over Freiza! I have the high ground" A figure spoke high above the clouds atop the remains of a derelict spaceship. His brown cloak barely concealing his tail.

The air choked with ash.

With only the embers of fire illuminating the darkened sky.

"You pooor deluded monkey." A white figure, whose existence to this day causes me sexual discomfort, spoke under its breath.

"No! Stop this!" The figure above quickly yelled out. As if dialogue ever stopped the villain, at least unless some short blonde kid punches them with "nakama" power.

"hehehe..hahahHaHAHAHAHA, YOU FOOL!"

"Wai-"

"Za WAAAARRRUU-"

*click*

"The anime this is sending me weird vibes." A young man muttered. Somehow despite his black hair hanging over his eyes, he was able to see. He pressed the power to change the channel.

"- All the rage! get your Debuccho Gero-" Shit.

Yes. I realized that the dangers of this world are even larger than the uninitiated may see. Stein's Gate. A cult classic that either turned people's brains to mush or their bananas to jello. I never watched the anime. I read the VN. Let me warn you now. To those who have not seen it. It's a helluva b*tch.

Re;Zero? Return By Death? psh. Unlike That upstart Subaru couldn't hold a candle to the hell crafted by Nitroplus. Not even counting the connection to Chaos and Song of Saya. Which further turns this into a danger for anyone who doesn't have a Gamer Mind...like me.

Passive Brainwashing, reality altering teenagers, a possible eldritch loli and cute girls doing uncute things. I have half a mind to just leave. Unfortunately I lack that power here.

Throw the plot? psh, time travel is a real thing here. and I have no idea what worldline I was in...I saw the trends of that freaky frog strap so Odds are I'm close to Chaos than Steins...but...

"MY GENIUS IS TERRIFYING!!! IT'S AAALLIIVVEEE" A young man with a single leg propped on a coffee table shouted. His lab coat flowing like a cape.

Why i was dropped close to this guy...still I can respect him. Not so much a certain delusional shut in.

"So what sort of chaos inducing device have you invented this time?" It's already been a solid month since I came here. Yeah, I skipped a bit. So? Well i understand if you got any complaints, so let me summarize a bit.

[Montage Start]

After Mayuri bumped into me with her odd plot powers, Okabe asked where i got my coat and figured I was one of his people or some evil organization spy.

I naturally did what someone in my position would do.

Threw money at it.

I offered to pay for lunch and explained how I was supposed to go to a cosplay event but ended up on the wrong train.

The temptation of food aside. I had to reveal my face...my hentai protagonist face. I procrastinated character creation since I got too into Random World Jumping. Wherever i went something was already happening. So i never really had to show it.

A meal and creating a metal upa to commemorate my meeting, somehow turned me instantly into a friend. Such is the purity...naivete of Mayuri.

Given the existence of passive mind manipulation in the canon. I used subtle tricks to lower their guard and avoid wondering about me.

Perhaps the last time I'll explain it for now, Just in case i wasn't clear in the past. My ability is dependent on how Canon a story is. And what sort of powers and phenomenon already exist. In this case the world is more subtle in its supernatural activities. Most of which scientific in nature. As such i couldn't manifest a 10-Tailed Beast and Knock into a Certain Organizations and end the story and leave. I can however play their game and use Mind alteration and mimic gigalomaniac, more on that later.

If i want to release my restriction I need to Deviate from canon. Now you might say it's easy, just kill the MC or some such. However something so overt would have whatever force or being that rules over the world to kick me out. That doesn't mean i have to follow the plot closely. I could leave, flood the market with gold and screw the companies. I could change the personalities of characters. Turn Daru intona chad or even have him get laid with a kid.

I have to play the Devil. Put the gun in the hands of the indigenous characters and have THEM shoot fate.

Really the only reason i haven't Is I find abnormal manipulation of a person's values to be abhorrent. Plus I want to stick to canon for now to see a certaim future daughter of Daru, and to aquire the Best Kurisu, Amadeus Kurisu. Turn her into my System A.I.

So i can some day return to my First Hub and mess with the Haloverse with an A.I that won't screw me over.

"I PRESENT MOAD SNAKE!" *Click*

An explosion of steam. My vision clouded and it all went quiet.

Seems I died.