Lucas shook his head with a fond smile then strolled over to Laurie and Slade. The sniping hadn't stopped, though it was voiced low enough that Lucas had to slide up quite close behind them to hear what they were saying.
"I'm *not* conjuring an earth sprite to ask it to make the stone lighter," Laurie hissed. "They're too contrary. What if it decides to lighten every other stone and leave this one right where it is just for spite? Mother would be very cross and she'd never forgive me if the castle floated away."
"I've never found them contrary." Slade shrugged. "I've always found them rather... agreeable. If one asks properly."
"If by 'properly' you mean 'let them seduce you because they're all sex-starved degenerates,' then no thank you." Laurie lifted his chin and sniffed. "Once was enough."
...All right, wow. Lucas was learning a lot more about magic--and Laurie--than he ever wanted to know.