Just like A Normal Crazy Life? Fuck off

"Alice, alice wakes up. I'm back" I said. "Merlin….." she said asleep. I opened the door and I saw everyone asleep behind the door. "Uh…." I said. "Merlin?" I heard Alice. "Yeah?" I answered. I looked at her and she was about to cry. "Where did you go!? I thought you were mad at me for slapping you! I thought I never could see you again!!" she said and hugged me. She started crying. "Shhhhh, calm down" I said. "Where did you go?" she asked. "I flirted with some girls" I said. "Okay" she said and went inside. "Hey, alice. I went to work, so don't be sad" I said, and saw her smile. I made everyone up and all of them slept in the hall. Alice slept next to me and I had removed my shirt. Alice was wearing a gown which came till her knees. I don't know if she had worn something under it, I'm not a pervert. I heard a knock at the main door and nobody was answering it. it was too raining. "merlin, merlin, merlin, merlin?" I heard lil behind the room's door. "yeah?" I said as she came in. "merlin, someone is back the door… I'm scared" she said. "okay, I'll go." I said and grabbed my t-shirt. I wore it on the way I went to the door. I opened the door and I saw a boy holding a baby girl in his arms. "yes?" I asked. "c-c-can y-you p-please b-bu-y t-this m-match box f-f-f-for m-m-me?" they asked holding the match box. "merlin?" I heard alice behind me. I looked behind and she had put the blanket over her shoulders and held it by her fists and ice had covered it. "woah, she has magic?" the girl asked. "yup" I said. "you kids must be freezing" alice said and put the blanket over them. "thank you, its so warm" they said blushing. "where are your parents?" I asked. "we don't have parents as we ran away from them" the boy said. "but why?" alice asked. "my mother was murdered, and my father didn't care a bit, he used my sister as his wife.…. then he adopted an elder girl who is 15, those two got married with their own will… and she died too by an accident. That's why me and my sister ran away from home" the boy said. alice held the girl and saw blood on her neck. "what is this blood?" she asked. "her head hit a car while coming here, that's why blood is there" the boy said. alice put the kid down… and she sat on her knees and bowed. "merlin, I'll even die for them, please let them in… merlin please… I'm ready to do anything" she kept on begging. I looked at them. "alice, what will you do? I am running out of money" I said. the boy held the girl's hand and wanted to go. "please merlin, please. I'll even sell myself, and you can cut my life span and use it for yourself, just please" she said. I slapped her hard. "never think about the life span, kids get inside" I said. the boy looked at me and I smiled. he got in and hugged alice. the girl hugged me. "alice, go make them bath, from these onwards, you are their mother" I said. "what? but the father? Because polices might arrest her" the boy said. "okay, I'll be the father. Even though we two are married" I said. the girl ran to alice. alice took them to bath. the girl was not even 1 year! And it had to drink the mother's milk... uh I feel bad. I went to the demon world and zillion money and changed it to human money. the boy wore my clothes and it was weird. Alice covered the girl with a cloth and made it in to a shirt for her. those two went to bed and me and alice went to the kitchen. "alice never talk any fucking bullshit about life span, okay?" I asked. "but, your life…." she said. I slapped her once more. "you are giving your life to a demon!!" I yelled at her. "but.." she said, I slapped her twice this time. "alice. never talk any fucking bullshit about life span okay!?!" I shouted. "okay" she said holding my hand twisted. "alice and don't act weak" I said. "why?" she asked. "I don't like it when you act so innocent" I said. "oh, okay" she said and slapped me. she ran to the room and slept next to the baby. The 3 fell asleep, I looked out my window and saw the moon and a star shining so bright. "tonight was perfect mr. god, even though I don't give a shit if you take my life away" I said and a thunder came. Alice was again spreading magic. I went next to her and stopped her. I went and slept.

In the Morning,

I heard everyone in the house roaming. I opened my eyes and everyone was up. "daddy!! Wake up! wake up!" I heard the baby. I woke up and chased the boy. I got dressed and so did alice. we gave the kids some clothes and I grabbed my bike key. We went to a mall and we looked for clothes for them. we found some and they liked it. I handed It to a maid to hold it. we buyed a lot of clothes, more for a year! "So? Kids? Do you like toys?" I asked. "toys?" the boy said. "yup, anything you want in this mall, go search" I said. he ran and alice ran after him with the baby in her arms. They picked some and they came back. it was robots, and a real small bike for the boy's size. "can you buy this for me?" he asked and pointed at the bike. "of course, lets buy some stuff toys for your sister too" I said and smiled. "okay" he said being happy. the maid held all the stuffs and followed us around. Alice buys some stuff toys and we went to the counter. The counter dude was shocked. "um that would be totally 200 dollars" he said. I gave the money and he packed it for us. we went back home. "u-um merlin? Can we make some more rooms for the house? you know 8 people live in the house" alice said. "just a minute" I said. I went to the demon world and I changed the house into a suit, with swimming pool, gym. Everything! I went back and alice was shocked to be in a suit. "all for us?" she asked. "all for us" I said and watched her hugging me tight. the kids picked rooms and even my sisters and alex and the guy. Me and alice picked the last floor pent house, using the gym, and the inner swimming pool. The kids chose the house below us. there were 2 rooms, so better. Alice put all their stuffs in their rooms and she cleaned it. she took a bath and she came out a with a bath robe. I looked at her and she went through her clothes. "don't come out like that again, kay?" I said. "why? I mean we are married" alice said. "nothin', even though it's your wish" I said. "yes" she said. she grabbed her clothes and changed in the dressing room. I saw the kids in the elevator. "hey!" he said. "hey" I said and waved at him. he ran to me. "so, what will we call you?" alice asked. "donno" I said. "merlin… wanna name them lucifer IV and V?" she asked. "NO!" I shouted. she freaked out. "okay, chill" she said. "father, I want my name as lucifer too, please" the boy said. "listen, kids… your mother and I will be murdered soon by some humans… and I'm actually not a human. I'm a demon… we don't want our life to be the copy. If the humans find out your name is lucifer. It will be an end of you" I said. "father… mother? you will die soon? but why? what did you do?" he asked with tears in his eyes. "hey, he was joking, alright? He is a complete idiot, he wanted to scare you that you don't fall asleep. Well if you want your name lucifer… well…. Your surname is also lucifer… so you can't have lucifer as your both names" she said. he hugged her tight. I really didn't want them to have my surnames. I wasn't really listening to them, "merlin? Merlin? I named them" alice said. "what?" I said getting excited that the kids don't feel sad. "its thomas, and rose" alice said. "thomas lucifer? Rose lucifer?" I said. "yup" she said. the kids hugged her tight and alice hugged my waist and had her head on my thigh. I looked at her clothes and it wasn't good. "alice get dressed" I said. "why?" she asked. "do as I say" I said. "kay" she said and wore her clothes. the kids wanted to come too. she said no to them, and gave the kids to alex and lil sis. "thanks!" she said and ran fast to me. she hugged me, "weird" I said. "what's weird?" they asked. "it is weird that hero alice 553, is married to lucifer III" I said. "Shut up you loser" she said. "ME? A LOSER?" I said surprised. "yeah, you were the one who lost, not me" she said and sashayed inside the car. I rolled my eyes at her and smirked. I stepped on the gas suddenly and she screamed. "YOU FUCKING DEMON KING!" she screamed at me. I laughed at her and we hit the road. I drove fast and she kept on yelling to drive slow. Something was bothering her and it was a bit too obvious. I reached a mall and pulled her inside. I buyed her whatever she needed. Clothes, shoes, jewelries, um… some personal stuffs….. :| she put the stuffs in the car and she hopped on. we went to roam in the city. A car was following us from the starting when we got out. it turned to be 6 cars! 3 of the cars over took us and stopped in middle of us. "merlin? What's happening? Merlin?!?!? MERLIN!?! MERLIN!!" Alice screamed. Bunch of mens got out of the car and held their guns at us. "GET OUT OF THE CAR AND SURRENDER!" one of them shouted. "alice, I'm gonna make you go home whatever happens, I'm gonna say I kidnapped you… go back home and go live your life" I said slowly. "what? no, what about you?" she asked. "I'm gonna be fine don't worry! I'm the demon king, come on alice you don't believe in me?" I said. "I do" she said. I smiled and got out of the car. I put my hand in the air. "GET THE GIRL OUT TOO! SHE MIGHT BE A DEMON TOO!" the mens shouted. "the girl is a human, the 553 hero, alice. she isn't a demon like me, I kidnapped her" I said. "ma'am are you alright?" one of the mens helped her. she went with him and they shot me with their gun in my stomach. Alice turned and she saw me shot down.