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If I told you that hell existed? Would you believe me? After all, there must be some fanatics out there who believe in heaven? But listen to this 'approved' theory; if heaven was Earth and hell some sort of underworld prison with a lot of baddies? Would you say that it's plausible?

This fat gentleman is known as 'Steven'. I am an advocate of 'her majesty'. I exist to serve the human but my loyalty goes only to 'her majesty'.

"Scarce!! My head's hurting again.. Was reincarnation always something painful?" Asks the common figure.

"Her majesty NEVER died. It was simply a rite of passage. A mere training to fully develop the ill-natured and weak majesty 'we' found years back. Her majesty will get used to the headache.. It is only a small price to pay." Replies Steven, Servant of the Common Figure.

"..I guess, now, I'm good. So, I told you that I was bored to act. I'm getting bored of waiting for problems. Let's go search it.."