"D-do you realize what you've done?"
...
Uh no...
Why the heck would I know?
He paces back and forth before accidentally slipping over due to the ice.
"Ah sh*t..."
Rubbing his forehead, he steadies himself with the alley wall.
"You had to do it..."
Ehhhh...
You're honestly not making much sense...
"YOU'VE LITERALLY SET OFF A NEW DISASTER FOR EVERY HUMAN BEING EVER!!!"
WELL!!!
THAT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!
IT'S YOURS!!!