"Relaaax..."
"The next step of your training is taking a bath..."
"Only after that will you be allowed to sleep..."
"No way in hell I'm letting you touch anything of mine until you remove that dirt off your body..."
...
Uhhh?
I stare down at the chair I'm sitting on...
I stare at the cup I'm holding in my hand...
I stare at the clothes I'm borrowing from her...
...
...
...
An awkward silence ensues...
It takes a moment for it to register in her mind, but eventually it does...
SLAP!!!
Backhanded, I almost tip the chair...
Phew...
Too close...