"Is that..."
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Alter paused, contemplating and eventually deciding on his next select choice of words...
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"Your schlo-"
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"BUH BUH BUH!!!"
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Someone, entirely out of the blue...
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Loudly quietened him...
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"That's the first thing you thought of?"
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"Hmm?"
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Mockingly retracting the pen- AHEM; Sharp sword...
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"Pervert..."
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From whatever vague description was given; Confirmation eventually enlightened him...