Chapter 30: How to date an introvert

Don't call.

Don't ask to meet up.

NEVER go to their room.

Just text.

They'll fall for you with a text .

You'll get laid with emojies.

You'll propose with a voice message.

They won't say yes. ...because they have duty to their kingdom (their room )...and it either 'Nar-room-ia' or death.

They break up with you with a text.

Then your extrovert girlfriend will read the text and breaks up with you for cheating.

You'll retreat to your room.

and become an introvert...

You'll have your own Naroomia.

You'll be alone. But you'll be King.