Naturally I have no experience of being flushed down a toilet cough cough best not mention this outside, just shove to the side of the other millions of things going through my head.
Ever had a dream of falling through the sky and waking up just before hitting the ground. That feeling is just entirely dreadful, because that's what is happening to me right at this moment. What sort of stupid isekai is this, the anime's protagonist don't go through this sort of shit do they.
Right after exiting the black-hole-sort-of-toilet the first thing that comes into my eyes are white and howling of winds, I blinked a few times just to verify what I was seeing. White ,what is white huh wait I know clouds are white but aren't clouds supposed to be above me not below me.
I stilled for a second and screamed " F**k you old man!!!!!! " Passing through the clouds I knew what I thought was right. I was falling. Real fast and man do I have a parachute or something nope I ducking hate this world.
I hope the protagonist halo is a real thing otherwise I am going to become a meat paste on the ground. I look directly down and sure enough there was a big Ol castle and city down there. I sure hope I don't get skewered by those pointy tips of the building I mean why the heck do they have pointy building like those where innocent people like me could get pinned by them.
Wait the old man must have a trick or something up his sleeves and thought of giving a heroic entry or something. Hmmm that's quite possible. Guess it wouldn't hurt to try. The best pose he could think about was a famous one. Of course if u are falling through the sky you have to take on iron man pose man. I mean it's so cool to look at. I guess I know why Tony Stark always flies like that it's super fun.
Land was approaching, my ears are numb, my eyes are watery and my mind in a entire daze. Who would have thought this sort of things would happen to him. Well here comes the hero you asked for world you better give me awesome powers.
A very big altar that's obviously where a person would land well it is surrounded with people looking up. Just as he thought he started to slow down as though the winds were carrying him and he landed slowly on the altar in iron man pose and looked up with a smile.
"Hero-sama, please help us save our world"
Yep entirely classic isekai