“I’m not a stand-in for our mother! I’m not! And you can’t make me be! Auntie Marge said so! She said you couldn’t make me! That I didn’t have to! And that if I was eighteen, I could do what I wanted! And I’m not coming home with you! I’ve got a place here now! I’ve got a job! I’ve got a place to stay and I’m not coming back!”
She round-housed him on the side of his head with the frying pan she grabbed from where it was drying on top of the Rayburn.
There was a silent moment where everything paused. Even time held its breath, waiting to see what would happen.
Then Laurie managed to untangle his stupid, useless limbs and pulled himself up against the teetering umbrella stand to his feet, to lean against the wall.
Cat stared at her father, still frozen, aghast as he swayed on his feet and then crumpled to the floor like a puppet with all its string suddenly cut.
That was the point that Phil walked in through the back door.
He stopped dead, joining them in their frozen surprise.