While everyone was busy disengaging the woman, rolling pin, driver, car and whatever, I picked up my backpack and walked into the woods nearby. I wasn’t intending to split, no, I was too drunk and too stupid for that, but I really needed to pee. Next thing I knew, that wonderful satisfaction of watering a tree was in progress, I could no longer see the highway, and Jimmy was sitting beside me with his tongue hanging out. I bent down to pet him, toppled over (luckily, away from my tree), fell over and fell asleep. Last thing I remember was Jimmy lying on top of me. Aw what a nice dog, keeping me warm and safe. 7