Francine hated children and called them fiery demons. Being one of seven siblings, she loathed the idea of “family” and had no intention of ever getting married or reproducing; so much for my happy ever life with children. Instead, she relished short-term relationships with sexy Italian men who knew how to kick and pass a football. She was not a whore but did have the tendency to go from one jock to the next, finding joy in their sweat, abundance of muscles, and piggish charm. 4: He Only Has Eyes for You
I sat at the bar and ordered a tuna on rye and a Long Island iced tea for lunch. Francine gave me an extra pickle on the side. While serving the food to me, she leaned across the bar and giggled. “All the beefcakes in here think you want their pickle.”
I rolled my eyes, grinned, and said, “None of them will have me.”
“That’s not true, Johnny, and you know it.”
“I’ve been single for three months. I’m used goods. No one wants to share their pickle with me.”