“Okay,” Matt said, settling back into his chair. “Let’s get this session started. Everyone ready? Good. Well, you all awake in the morning and hear that Rocky the Brawler died of asphyxiation from spending too much time with his head up his own ass. However, being the intrepid and bold adventurers you are, you shrug off his loss and soldier on. Sayas even agrees that the party will definitely be better off without him.”