Ernie Boudine -- early thirties, still lives at home with mom -- has never had sex, hasn’t even been kissed. In his mind the only guys who get in on the action are the muscled-up bodybuilders he worships on his computer. But Ernie knows to attract such a god He’ll need to transform his current blob of soft muscles covered with an ample layer of fat into body beautiful. Personal trainer Butch Noonan discovers his boyfriend has been cheating on him. Troy is the last straw. Butch decides he’s done dating bodybuilders with their self-centered and egotistical attitudes. Butch longs for a relationship with someone who believes in romance, togetherness, and fidelity. Joining a gym, Ernie feels like a kid in a candy store. So many beautiful men working out, so much hard muscle to ogle. Ernie is disappointed when Butch is assigned as his personal trainer. Despite the man’s name, the other trainers have bigger and buffer bodies. Soon, however, Ernie begins to appreciate Butch’s sexy, compact body and what’s more, the man genuinely seems to care for and about Ernie. Much to both men’s surprise, a tentative relationship begins to blossom, but then into the gym strolls Butch’s former college roommate. Bill is a serious bodybuilder and Ernie is immediately captivated by the man’s huge muscles and confident swagger. Can Butch stand idly by and watch Ernie make the same mistakes he has? Or will Ernie wise up in time and realize true relationships are about more than muscle?

More Than Muscle

“You going for a program with a personal trainer, huh? Well ask for her! She looks like she could give your man-muscle a pretty good workout,” Larry said, pointing to a picture of a buxom redhead named Annie. He sucked air in between his teeth. “Makes your balls sweat just looking at her bazookas, don’t it?”


“Look, Larry, if you don’t mind, I have to get back to work,” Ernie said, deciding Mr. Happy Pants needed to be sent on his way before the conversation went even further downhill.


“You want me to close the door when I leave so you can take care of business?” Larry asked with a wink and slight grope of his crotch.


“No, Larry.” Ernie sighed. “You can leave it open.”


Chapter 4