Barry Logan’s day starts out shitty and continues to go down the crapper. His car breaks down in the Middle of Nowhere, Colorado. The only mechanic for miles is out of town, forcing Barry to hole up and await his return. Bored and hungry, Barry goes to the town’s only bar in search of food and entertainment. The former is almost inedible, but his interest in the latter is piqued when two specimens of cowboy perfection walk in. Barry has always had a thing for cowboys, and he’s been on a mission to get up close and personal with as many as possible before flying home to England. Having two cowboys at the same time would be a new experience, and one Barry is eager to try. So when the two men leave the bar, Barry follows in hot pursuit. He overhears them arguing about whose turn it is to bottom that night. Without thinking, Barry offers his services. Jimmy Pierce and Jake Wilson drive Barry back to the Double J ranch for a night of wild passion he won’t forget. The next morning, Barry wakes in an empty bed to a beeping smoke alarm. It seems the ranch cook quit the night before, leaving Jimmy, Jake, and their three ranch hands to fend for themselves. Barry immediately takes charge. His cooking meets with everyone’s approval, and he agrees to stay on both in the kitchen and in Jimmy’s and Jake’s bed. The two cowboys are physically demonstrative, both with each other as well as with Barry, who finds himself falling fast for both of them. It’s like a dream come true -- Barry has two men and a job he loves. But petty jealousies, rivalries, and miscommunications threaten to shatter the dream, and when Barry’s scheming ex shows up, things get even worse. Sandwiched between two cowboy lovers, has Barry bitten off more than he can chew?

Cowboy Sandwich

Barry thought the two studs were generating enough heat between them the air would burst into flame any second.


“Nah, man,” Blue panted. “It’ll be you singing my praises when I fuck you into the middle of next week. I’ll pork you so fuckin’ hard every cucumber, large carrot or candle will remind you of my big dick.”


Okay, so the porn talk was cheesy, but it was also hot as hell. Barry was rubbing himself so hard he was gonna cum any second.


Red’s chuckle was transformed into a moan of pleasure when Blue began to bite the side of his neck. Recovering somewhat, Red panted, “Don’t know about cucumbers or carrots, but if you want to fuck something so bad I could ask Billy Ray if you can borrow his vacuum.”


Barry let out a bark of laughter. This instantly had Blue and Red breaking apart and staring in his direction. Oh shit! Hethought.


“Who’s there!” Blue demanded, instantly going into the fighting stance he’d adopted in the bar.


Chapter 4