Barry Logan’s day starts out shitty and continues to go down the crapper. His car breaks down in the Middle of Nowhere, Colorado. The only mechanic for miles is out of town, forcing Barry to hole up and await his return. Bored and hungry, Barry goes to the town’s only bar in search of food and entertainment. The former is almost inedible, but his interest in the latter is piqued when two specimens of cowboy perfection walk in. Barry has always had a thing for cowboys, and he’s been on a mission to get up close and personal with as many as possible before flying home to England. Having two cowboys at the same time would be a new experience, and one Barry is eager to try. So when the two men leave the bar, Barry follows in hot pursuit. He overhears them arguing about whose turn it is to bottom that night. Without thinking, Barry offers his services. Jimmy Pierce and Jake Wilson drive Barry back to the Double J ranch for a night of wild passion he won’t forget. The next morning, Barry wakes in an empty bed to a beeping smoke alarm. It seems the ranch cook quit the night before, leaving Jimmy, Jake, and their three ranch hands to fend for themselves. Barry immediately takes charge. His cooking meets with everyone’s approval, and he agrees to stay on both in the kitchen and in Jimmy’s and Jake’s bed. The two cowboys are physically demonstrative, both with each other as well as with Barry, who finds himself falling fast for both of them. It’s like a dream come true -- Barry has two men and a job he loves. But petty jealousies, rivalries, and miscommunications threaten to shatter the dream, and when Barry’s scheming ex shows up, things get even worse. Sandwiched between two cowboy lovers, has Barry bitten off more than he can chew?

Cowboy Sandwich

“Don’t you mean arses?” Jimmy questioned. 


“I’ve decided, now I’m living in the States and have two of its nation’s finest examples of cowboy studliness, I’ll start saying ‘ass’ and ‘sidewalk’ and,” he shuddered “‘aluminum.’”


The three men celebrated Barry’s conversion with kisses, which soon led to undressing and zippers being lowered.


“And I like cowboy dicks, too,” Barry said, slipping off the sofa and kissing first Jimmy’s then Jake’s hard member.


From the hearth rug, Rex began to whine. 


“Shut up, damn dog,” Jake said. “Thought you’d got over this shit.”


Rex stood, went to the door, and begged to be let out.


“Fuck!” Jimmy said, parting the drapes. “Gary and my mom are back.” 


The men dressed hurriedly and rushed into the hallway.


Bess looked like she’d been crying, and Gary was stone-faced. 


“Coffee?” Barry asked, slipping past them to go into the kitchen.


Chapter 74