Barry Logan’s day starts out shitty and continues to go down the crapper. His car breaks down in the Middle of Nowhere, Colorado. The only mechanic for miles is out of town, forcing Barry to hole up and await his return. Bored and hungry, Barry goes to the town’s only bar in search of food and entertainment. The former is almost inedible, but his interest in the latter is piqued when two specimens of cowboy perfection walk in. Barry has always had a thing for cowboys, and he’s been on a mission to get up close and personal with as many as possible before flying home to England. Having two cowboys at the same time would be a new experience, and one Barry is eager to try. So when the two men leave the bar, Barry follows in hot pursuit. He overhears them arguing about whose turn it is to bottom that night. Without thinking, Barry offers his services. Jimmy Pierce and Jake Wilson drive Barry back to the Double J ranch for a night of wild passion he won’t forget. The next morning, Barry wakes in an empty bed to a beeping smoke alarm. It seems the ranch cook quit the night before, leaving Jimmy, Jake, and their three ranch hands to fend for themselves. Barry immediately takes charge. His cooking meets with everyone’s approval, and he agrees to stay on both in the kitchen and in Jimmy’s and Jake’s bed. The two cowboys are physically demonstrative, both with each other as well as with Barry, who finds himself falling fast for both of them. It’s like a dream come true -- Barry has two men and a job he loves. But petty jealousies, rivalries, and miscommunications threaten to shatter the dream, and when Barry’s scheming ex shows up, things get even worse. Sandwiched between two cowboy lovers, has Barry bitten off more than he can chew?

Cowboy Sandwich

“Uh huh? Appreciate you doin’ this for us it bein’ Christmas an all.”


Barry could tell his red cowboy was nervous because his accent was deeper.


Jake’s smile was cautious but grew in intensity. “So you’re saying I’m clean?” 


Jake’s smile reached full wattage. “Thank you. Thank you.”


Barry started to breathe normally again, but his heart was still beating too fast.


Jake handed the phone to Jimmy, whose mask of togetherness held until he let out a loud “Yee ha!” and smiled every bit as brightly as Jake had. “Thank you, bud. You made my Christmas. Huh, yeah, sure.” 


Jimmy held the phone out to Barry, who took it in nervous fingers.


“Hi again.” Barry could hear the smile in the man’s voice. “I’ll cut right to the chase, my man’s due home any minute and I want to be ready for him, a red bow tied, uh, well. Your results. They came back non-reactive for everything.”


Barry let out a sob. “You mean it?”


Chapter 86