Chapter 3

But drunk or not, what did one say to a bear? He imagined the books on etiquette so beloved by his social-climbing mother would be silent on the subject.

John was pretty sure bears weren’t native to Britain, or at least hadn’t been for about a thousand years. Maybe Teddy—John suppressed a giggle at the silly name he’d come up with—had escaped from a zoo or a circus or something. Perhaps that meant he was tame, or as tame as such a creature could be. He certainly was magnificent, all raw power, muscle and strength. So animalistic. Jesus, am I getting a bloody hard-on over a wild, escaped bear?

Teddy sniffed the air.

“Uh, I don’t think I’d make a very tasty snack for you,” John chuckled. “But I might have something in the cottage.” He pointed to the open kitchen door behind the bear. “Although I haven’t managed to go to the supermarket yet.” Shut the hell up! John told himself.

With a snort, Teddy shook his head and ambled away, his gait loping but unhurried.