The fourth and final Colin and Martin Christmas story sees the two men leaving Yorkshire to begin new lives in Australia. Martin Kellam has no qualms about saying goodbye to what remains of his family, while Colin’s parting gift to Martin’s brother is a well-deserved punch in the nose. Before leaving, the two men have one final Christmas in London with Colin’s parents, who are pulling out all the stops to make it an occasion to remember. Martin enjoys teasing his husband. He knows Colin can never resist going in search of presents before Christmas Day. As this is their last winter Christmas, Martin boxes up a lump of coal and puts it somewhere where Colin will find it. The festivities are brought to an abrupt halt when Colin’s mother reveals disturbing news that throws Colin and Martin’s emigration plans into turmoil. Despite Martin’s much-needed comfort and reassurance, Colin is torn between family obligation and the future he and Martin have longed for. Can Martin show him that he can have both?

Colin and Martin's Goodbye Christmas

Colin had been amazed and moved at the number of gifts he and Martin had been given—way too many to fit in their suitcases. Harry had promised to post them to Australia in the New Year.


Colin had noticed that close to the bottom of Martin’s suitcase had been a poorly wrapped box bearing a tag with Colin’s name on it. As the paper hadn’t been secured, Colin thought he should help Martin by rewrapping it. But in the process he’d accidentally seen inside the small box, the contents of which had been a folded piece of paper and a lump of coal. Unfolding the note, Colin had read, That’ll teach you.He’d put the box back where he’d found it and felt suitably chastened.


But Colin couldn’t wait any longer. So what if it was only half six. It was Christmas Day and he was excited.


His partner continued to snore lightly.


Colin leaned over and licked at Martin’s exposed left ear.


“Shit!” Colin said under his breath. “Martin, time to get up.”


Chapter 8