“Well, next time, wear somethin’ that holds them family jewels in a bit snugger. Fer now jist rock back on yer butt and take the pressure off them stones a yers.” Wade winked.
Charlie couldn’t believe they were having a conversation about his nuts.
“And,” Wade continued, “Saylor’s a spur horse. The tighter ya hold ’im with yer leg and spur, the slower he’ll go. Give ’er another try.”
Charlie did and was somewhat more successful. With Saylor slowing his jog and Charlie rocking backward on his ass, his nuts were less impacted. But he was relieved when the lesson came to an end.
After the horses were put away Wade walked up to Charlie. “How’s them family jewels a yours? Anything I kin do ta help ya out?” He winked.
Charlie laughed. “I could probably think of something.”
“Ya let me know then and I’ll see what I kin do fer ya,” Wade said with a smile. “Hey, are ya plannin’ on comin’ ta the bonfire tanight?”