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My copy of the credit card receipt comes back with the waiter’s number written on it below my signature. I leave it on the table with a larger tip than necessary, and under the number I write, My loss.Damn newfound conscience. I peel out of the parking lot and tear down the road, heading for the highway and berating myself for each mile that widens the distance between me and the perfectly willing man back there who could be sucking me off right this moment. Keeping one hand on the steering wheel, I start to thumb through the contacts on my phone for Joey’s number before I realize how stupid it would be to call him now. And what, brag because I resisted temptation? Does that somehow make me a better man?