??Don??t need to wank,?? Joey said.
Greg laughed. ??You and him an item, then???
??Yeah,?? Joey breathed out.
??God, how the hell you can fuck another bloke, I??ll never know. Give me a nice big-chested bird every time.??
??Don??t knock it till you??ve tried it,?? Joey smirked.
Greg had always been cool about him being gay. Joey had had to use his fists a couple of times at the beginning, to persuade some of his more bigoted fellow drivers he was no limp wristed fairy. But on the whole most of his work colleagues didn??t mind, or were sensible enough not to comment.
??Who better than another bloke to give a blow job??? Joey said. ??He knows what feels good.??
??I dunno,?? Greg said, not sounding convinced. ??It just don??t seem, well, er, natural.??
Joey??s muscles tensed.
??No, mate,?? Greg put a reassuring hand on Joey??s shoulder. ??You knew what I meant. Sex with a bird wouldn??t seem natural to you, would it???