Chapter 34

“Daft sod.” Mary shook her head. “Anyway, some hosts you two are. I’ve been here at least five minutes, and I haven’t been offered a drink yet.”

“Don’t look at me. No hands,” Mark said, lifting his arms.

“Between you two, I’ve really got my work cut out, haven’t I?” I asked.

“Yes,” they chorused.

I rolled my eyes, and walked toward the kitchen. Remembering Mark hadn’t asked for any painkillers today I asked if he would join us in having sherry.

“Yes, I’ll just have a small one. It’s Christmas after all.”

I smiled and entered the kitchen. Popping my head back around the door I told Mary, “You’re only having a small one, too ‘cause you’re driving,” I reached for the bottle of sherry.

“Unless you want to sleep with us,” I heard Mark say.

“She’s having a small one,” I called out. With feeling I continued, “I’m the only one you’re ever going to sleep with from now on, mister!”

“Damned right,” I heard Mark say.