Chapter 49

There were hoots from the audience.

“What can I say,I wore my boyfriend out…yeah,okay,he got a puncture,and I didn’t have a repair kit.”

More laughter.

“So I left the dildo in the top drawer of my dresser while I went to the drug store for lube.And,yes,you guessed it.When I returned,lube in an appropriately nondescript paper bag,my mom gave me the look.And I immediately knew I was in trouble.She’d been in my room putting away clean laundry.‘Son,why have you got one of these?’She held the vibrator between finger and thumb.”The guy demonstrated.“I thought about telling her it was a new design of ultrasonic toothbrush,but she’s not that clueless.”

There were giggles from the crowd.