“Where are you, and is Dad with you?” I said.
“We’re in the safe room,” he said.
“Put the phone on speaker, please,” I said. “I don’t wanta go through this twice.”
I heard a click followed by Dad’s voice saying, “What’s going on?”
“We’re at the apartment of a new friend of ours in Jacksonville Beach, and we just captured two guys who broke in—they were definitely looking for us.”
“Shit,” Uncle Randy said, “we really do have a leak at the Pentagon.”
“Listen, I’ve probably got just enough time to tell you about it in some detail before the local police get here, okay?”
“Go ahead,” Dad said. “I’ve got a recorder on the line.”
I went through the afternoon and evening in considerable detail, carefully omitting any references to sex, except I had to explain what Cody and Luke were doing in the bedroom before they surprised the bad guys.
“Did you guys get all of that?” I said.
“Yes, we did,” Dad said.
“We’re proud of both of you,” Uncle Randy said.