By the time they finished, I had a hard-on
like nobody’s business, and I am not a little man. That’s when
things got really crazy. The guy said some sort of shit about how
he had claimed Logan in “the old way,” whatever the fuck that was,
and told all these people not to mess with Logan or us, because
Logan was now married to him. Somehow or another we all got
introduced to this guy. Awkward!
It got weirder. The guy told the crowd some
archaic crazy shit like now that Logan was his that they should
smell us and that we were all under his protection. I kind of gave
the crowd a dirty look at that point. I wasn’t in the mood to get
sniffed by a bunch of creepy voyeurs, or whatever the fuck these
people were.
And whatever is exactly what the fuck they
were. One asshole said he didn’t accept Logan and this Stefano guy,
Logan’s husband or whoever the fuck Stefano was, beat the man’s
head into the ground. Now I’m pretty protective of Logan, so I’m