Chapter 4

By the time they finished, I had a hard-on

like nobody’s business, and I am not a little man. That’s when

things got really crazy. The guy said some sort of shit about how

he had claimed Logan in “the old way,” whatever the fuck that was,

and told all these people not to mess with Logan or us, because

Logan was now married to him. Somehow or another we all got

introduced to this guy. Awkward!

It got weirder. The guy told the crowd some

archaic crazy shit like now that Logan was his that they should

smell us and that we were all under his protection. I kind of gave

the crowd a dirty look at that point. I wasn’t in the mood to get

sniffed by a bunch of creepy voyeurs, or whatever the fuck these

people were.

And whatever is exactly what the fuck they

were. One asshole said he didn’t accept Logan and this Stefano guy,

Logan’s husband or whoever the fuck Stefano was, beat the man’s

head into the ground. Now I’m pretty protective of Logan, so I’m