Chapter 36

“Holy fuck,” Sexy said.

“Wow! It looked big in the other room, but

this shit’s ridiculous,” Anytime said.

“I don’t think I can get my thong on,” I

said, dropping it onto Sexy’s head.

“No problem,” Sexy replied, looking up with a

smile, but then putting his eyes back on my cock.

They each lifted one of my feet out of my

abandoned shorts and boxers, and then Sexy took the thong and

guided my feet through the leg openings. Anytime stood there

looking short-changed. As Sexy moved the thong just above my knees,

he got a funny look on his face. I imagined that it was the look

that a straight man got making out when he wasn’t sure if it was

okay to put a hand on his date’s boob yet.

“I always have the hardest time putting it in

this type of underwear. Can you do it?” I asked.

“Yeah, sure,” Sexy said, smiling at me as he

pulled the thong up to right before my balls.

“I’ve got those,” Anytime said, putting his

hand on my balls and lifting them. “You get the thong.”