The captain finished reading first and said, “God damn.”
Mike finished a few seconds later and reacted with, “Holy fucking shit.”
“Do those documents contain what he says they do, George?” the captain said.
“I’ve only just skimmed through them, boss, but that’s what it looks like.”
“Wow,” Mike said.
“Captain,” I said, “I’d rather not have the cover letter made public. It’s kind of personal.”
“Yes, it is,” he said. “Tell you what: explain that Six Feet Under comment and I’ll agree.”
“I’d sort of like to hear that one myself,” Mike said.
“Do you remember the television series?” I said.
“Sure,” the captain said. “It was great.”
“I was sorry to see it go off the air,” Mike said.
“You remember how David Fisher had a habit of talking to the dead people?”
They nodded their heads.
“Remember the episode with the dead porn star?”
“They made her tits look natural by propping them up with cans of cat food, right?” Mike said.