Chapter 57

Well, after I got out the catnip (I had three containers, all of which cost between $4 and $5 each), the ‘Calamity’ brand spewed open and covered the counter and floor, papers and mail, several dirty dishes…well, you get the idea.

And where is The Cat while I’m doing all this and cleaning it up? He’s exploring the closet which I left open after dragging out the vacuum cleaner!

So, half an hour later, and about $12 poorer, I have a cute little catnip toy for the cat—and I didn’t have to go out and buy one! So there!

No charge for the lesson. I wonder if he’ll play with it?

OK let’s check it out. Put in on the floor next to my sock. Ok, um, OK! Good decision, cat!!! OK, that’s settled, now I wonder how long it will take him to tear it up?”