Chapter 83

April 4: Just Thinkin’. I’m thinkin’ I should write my kids a note and ask them if they’re waiting to come see me after I’m dead.

I’m thinkin’ I should make up grocery store size gift bags of stuff we eventually have to get rid of to give as ‘party favors’ at my birthday party. I’m thinkin’ of over 300 beanie babies and almost 200 frog statue thingies, some Dreamsicles, some rocks and shells, half a dozen swords, pictures, albums, my high school scrapbook, a couple hundred books, CDs, tapes, movies, slides, fabric, projects, Barbie and GI Joe crap, two vibrators (oops!), slingshot, Cabbage Patch kid, Care Bears, Tickle Me Elmo, a drawer full of kids artwork from my various kids, a baby outfit from each of my babies…..

“Free door prize to the first hundred guests! You must take your prize home.”