Chapter 97

So the ER doctor (who called the pit bull ‘an ankle biter’ thus making me wonder about his intelligence the same way the cop did mine)…wanted to know why I was at the beach…and why at that beach instead of one closer to me…if he (and the cop too) don’t realize how close to ‘blame the victim’ that sort of thing can sound, well good luck to you both in the future. Bad bedside manner often equates to good doctor though (and he did do a good job). I could have said because this is America and I’m not fucking psychic, but hey, I’m polite, and only get really, really polite when I get angry. (By the way, writing this six years later, that bite still hurts at times.)