Chapter 51

"Make yourself at home, Gloria. There's towels in the hall closet, and I'll find you a toothbrush." Mom wanders off and I am left alone with my new friend.

"What did she mean play safe?"

"You know, safe sex," I say. "Like no exchanging of bodily fluids and wrap a condom around the dildo before I stick it in your ass."

Gloria's mouth hangs open. She wants to say something, but nothing's coming out. It makes her look a little like a fish out of water – but a really cute fish, with gorgeous, kissable lips.

"Relax," I say. "I promise to go slow and use lots of lube."

Her look of horror turns into a nervous grin.

Our conversation pauses as Mom sits down at the table again. "There's a toothbrush for you on the bathroom sink – it's the one still in the box. So after dinner, you girls want to help me stuff some envelopes?"