“I’m so sorry, Senator.” I took a paper napkin from the stack on the bar and wiped at the spill. If it had been my intent, I could have doctored his drink right then without his ever being aware. “Let me help you with that.”
“No, no. That’s fine. I didn’t see you there. Er…accidents will happen.”
“I thought gin was your poison, Senator.”
“This drink is for a lady.”
“Ah. The lovely Mrs. Wexler.”
He turned red and choked.
“You did mean your wife, didn’t you, Senator?”
“Yes. Of course that’s who I meant. Who else would I be getting it for?”
“Oh, I don’t know.” I let it drop for the time being. The bartender brought my club soda. A wedge of lime was on the rim of the glass. “Thank you.” I squeezed the lime into the soda, stirred it with a swizzle stick, and took a sip. “Are you enjoying yourself, Senator?”
“Yes. It’s amazing what oil money can procure.”
“It is, isn’t it?”
“Oh, er…there’s my wife. I must get her this before the ice melts.”