Chapter 8

“Yes.” I didn’t want to tell him I’d shit my wetsuit the first time. The photos I’d taken, however, had ended up in NatGeo. Cat one stepped on my plate and licked egg off my face. Duncan pretended to be annoyed, saying that was his job, so we kissed for a while over the cats and plates. He tasted like Spam and catsup.

I went into the garage and finished getting my boxes ready to ship. The truck came and took them away. Then I looked around; it didn’t look any better, still dirty and full of stuff. Procrastinating, I stared at the car for a while, walked around it, and kicked all the tires. I noticed the car was on blocks and the tires did not touch the floor. Was that good? I’d have to ask Duncan. He was inside whistling and cleaning. I left him to it and boxed up the stuff I didn’t want and put it inside the house. Not my circus.