Chapter 34

The other five blogs about Jim Bone are debatable. Toby makes a list of things he can write about, all of which detail Jim’s life. The man’s fake tan, his liking for mystery novels, where he enjoys vacationing (Aruba), and his second home in Palm Springs. Toby also can write about Jim’s allergies (chocolate and pine nuts), how he loves anything Oriental, and how he enjoys participating in water sports, both the clean and dirty kind, of course. Toby knows it isn’t going to be too difficult to derive five topics for his collection of Jim Bone blogs. Frankly, there’s too much to discuss about the XXX star, and he fears that his readers will only beg for more details of Jim’s private life.