“He’ll be playing Jack in the Green,” Mrs Ives explained. “As he always does. Oh, it’s a sight to see, that is! Ten foot if he’s an inch. A man needs broad shoulders to carry a costume like that, sir. Did you notice what broad shoulders Bob Goodman has, sir?”
Arthur muttered something non-committal and raised a hand to ward off the dish of buttered cabbage she proffered as she spoke.
“Oh, you should take a look next time you’re round the workshop,” she continued. “Beautiful broad, they are.”
Mr Ives, apparently unperturbed by his wife’s admiration of another man, merely nodded.
“Is, ah, is he married?” Arthur asked, desperately trying to turn the conversation away from the mechanic’s physical attributes and only realising after he’d spoken that it might not be construed as a change of subject at all.