Chapter 14

“Turn off the shower,” Peter ordered mistakenly.

“Shut the window!” Dick shouted over the giggling of the two girls. So of course the shower was turned on, and the window was opened. A couple of dazed crows from the nearby tree flew in and joined the fun.

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Ned found a small flashlight under the sink, and used it to paw through the contents for a while, finding a vibrator and a stack of magazines, a tube of hemorrhoid cream and a very old box of Kotex. As he stood up to show his finds to the others, the flashlight caught the mirror and lit up the whole scene. Everyone froze, and the looks on some of the faces were priceless.

“You—you cut off all my hair!” That was Peter.

“No I didn’t, you still have a strip down the top, see?” said Darcy. “You’re lucky I left you that, you dirty boyfriend stealing whore. It’s a mini-Mohawk, like your mini-dick!”

“It’s not mini!” Ned protested. He turned the flashlight downward, showing off quite a bit of proof.