Life's not easy when your mum's nuts, your uncle is becoming your aunt, and one of your crushes could -- and probably would -- break your face if he found out how you felt about him. That's Tab's life, though, malevolent gods and all. His text-flirting with Demi, the brother of his best friend, is going nowhere: Demi already has a boyfriend and anyway, who dates their best friend's twin? But then, the pining after Nick is going nowhere either, because Nick probably likes gay-bashing on Friday nights for fun. He's gorgeous, but he's dangerous, and Tab knows better than that. So what's a bit of harmless flirting, when one is taken and the other is straight? It's just a bit of fun. That is until Demi is suddenly single, and Nick is not looking as straight and scary as he was before.

The Suicidal Peanut

AdequateHeroes: it’s true. Ur really nice and sometimes ur funny. Sometimes ur jokes r just shit but sometimes their funny.


DDJones0209: theyre always funny, STFU.


AdequateHeroes: SOMETIMES. Anyway, ur nice :)


Tab was…sort of surprised (Maxi let him not have Facebook?) but also not, because Demi was easily dorky enough to not have one. Still…


DDJones0209: 2 many keyboard warriors when I were at school. Gay boy with frizzy hair, u can imagine!


Tab could. Easily. Okay, maybe not the frizzy hair bit, but he’d been there for the gay boy at school thing. And he’d actually not had too bad a time of it, but it still was kind of unpleasant.


DDJones0209: seen urs tho, maxi showed me ;) ur mum looks a right laugh!


Chapter 31