Mr. Marshall is my favorite teacher. He always tells us to marshal our thoughts. How funny is that?
So: Problem; overpopulation. Solution: The Gay Agenda. Subtitle: What if ten percent of the people weren’t born gay, but straight, and ninety percent were gay, I mean LGBTQI etc.?
I asked my dad what he thought and he snorted into his beer so hard he blew foam out the other side of the glass. He said they aren’t born that way, they choose that lifestyle, and they should all be shot. “But Dad,” said I stupidly, “what if one of us were gay? You know, me or Wendell or your sister or my cousin Herbie?”
He made a gun with his finger and pulled his thumb back like a trigger. “It’s just for a paper,” I said. “But honestly, do you think someone would really chooseto be gay?”