“Well, I’m not saying you’reold,” her cousin hastened to explain.
Tara shook her head. “No, of course not.”
“I’m just saying I wouldn’t date you. You’re too old for me.” Amanda grinned. “I’m not making this any better, am I?”
“Not at all.”
With a sigh, Amanda tried, “Well, he’s also divorced. Dealing with ex-girlfriends is bad enough. I don’t want to find out what an ex-wife is like. Plus, he’s a sleaze. Half the time he’s over here, he’s trying to look down my shirt. I don’t know whatMom sees in him.”
Tara dropped back onto the bed. “An easy lay?”
“Pfft. Please. She has a vibrator for that.” Amanda smiled down at her. “I know, I gave it to her for Christmas last year.”
Tara’s eyes widened in disbelief. “You didn’t!”
“It’s the same thing I’m giving all my girls at my bachelorette party tomorrow night,” Amanda said proudly. “I even got you one once you said you’d be coming. Get it? Coming?”
Tara felt her face heat up. “Got it. Why are you having it so early?”