“How old do you think I am? Be honest. Don’t worry about hurting my feelings.”
Alexander sighed. Answers to such questions never ended well, despite assurances from the questioner. “Forty.”
Lorenzo pulled a face. “You think I look forty? Really?”
Alexander could tell from Lorenzo’s tone that he wasn’t going to be allowed to get away with being polite. “All right, I think you look about fifty-two.”
Lorenzo nodded. “Is that your final guess?”
Alexander nodded confidently.
Lorenzo grinned. “I’m a hundred and five in two weeks.”
Alexander snickered. “Now you really are bullshitting me.”
“On my word,” said Lorenzo, raising a hand. “I’ve been on this plane for almost a hundred and five years. It’s not easy, though.”
Alexander made himself comfortable on the couch. “Nothing is.”