Fox McHardy leads a charmed life. Puget Sound penthouse, gorgeous boyfriend, jet-setting job -- everything he’s ever wanted, he’s gotten, including the heck out of the small Iowa town he grew up in. Even the trip he takes to Miami to surprise his boyfriend Jeremy is something of a long-shot wish fulfilled. Until he arrives in South Florida. Once things start to unravel, they do so with alarming speed, and he finds himself riding shotgun in a rented convertible with his new sworn enemy faster than he can say, “I want my old life back.” During an unscheduled stop on the cross-country road trip From Hell, Fox passes up a perfectly good opportunity to keep his mouth shut and finds himself planning the town’s first legal gay wedding -- his own, to a man he’s pretty sure he should hate. But someone needs to set a positive example for the queer and questioning youth in this corner of Middle America and, after creatively arranging certain of the facts of his life more attractively, he is proud to offer himself up as a role model. Small Town, USA, steps up; the grooms are widely celebrated, and generous offers of food, flowers, and picture-perfect venues pour in. The only real challenge will be keeping the lies straight and the truth under wraps until they can get out of town.

Crazy Like Fox

“What’s your favorite place you’ve lived?”


“Are you kidding me? Seattle, in just about every way.”


“Oh yeah. I mean, I love traveling, obviously. I love this job, and if World Wind goes under, I’ll probably look for another airline job. We lived in all kinds of cool places, and I have great memories of Cape Town, but America, man…it’s my kinda place. It’s ‘home’ to me now.”


“Well, I guess Seattle, too, now that you mention it. I love it there, although it’s not like I’ve really lived anyplace else. I was in San Francisco for a minute, a long time ago.”


I shook my head. “I’m from a town about the size of this patio in Iowa. I do nothave great memories of it and in fact hope never to see it again.”


“Ah. So you don’t care where you live,” he tried, chuckling.


Chapter 8