Chapter 23

Hey, and every time he bends over, I get a close-up view of his hairy arse crack.

J.17 Aug. 75

J.

Sounds like you’re doing well. Except for the arse crack. I thought only plumbers did the hairy arse crack thing. Don’t they call it “plumber’s crack”?

Nothing much to tell you. There was a fight in the exercise yard a couple of days ago. Maybe you heard about it. (Which days are you on the job?) Henderson and some new guy in D Block have been at each other for days and it came to a head in the exercise yard. I wasn’t there. I was in the kitchen. Apparently it didn’t last very long, but it was pretty vicious. Both of them had to go to the infirmary. Everyone was rounded up and sent back to their cells. Exercise periods have been cancelled for the week. You can imagine how happy everyone is about that.