“Not going to tell me, huh? Okay, let me guess. Paul’s Perfect Penis? William’s Willing Woody? Dudley’s Determined Dick? Am I close?”
“Why is it that all you guys, gay or straight, assume that romance books bear titles better suited for stag films? You sound just like my hubby.”
“A wise man!”
“I’ll have you know, mister, that I purchase stories from only high-quality e-book publishers, and the majority of gay romance releases are well-written, exciting pieces of fiction—literature, even—crammed with more than just s-e-x.”
“Really? That’s all so fascinating. Then what wasthe title you were reading before making my reservations in Pennsylvania?”
Now, the rosy hue abandoned her cheeks faster than survivors of the RMS Titanichad jumped ship. “I-I don’t actually recall…hmm…”
“You’re such a horrible liar.”
She started to hurl a rebuttal at me, then hesitated, chewing her bottom lip. “All right, all right, the novel’s called Bunkhouse Bottomsand…hey, stop laughing.”