“What is it?” Eli asked warily.
“Rob’s present,” Danny said, then rolled his eyes. “It’s legal, you twat. Open it if you want. Only I’m shit at wrapping stuff so tape it back together if you do. Guy’s like a fucking bloodhound for shit he ain’t meant to find, so I want it out the way, yeah?”
Eli shook it gingerly. It rattled. “What’s in it?”
“New watch,” Danny said, shrugging. “Like I said, look f’you want. Just keep it hidden.”
Eli nodded, shoving it in his backpack haphazardly.
“So,” Danny said, the ear-to-ear grin reappearing. “What you getting him, then? Something fucking disgusting, I bet.”
“No, actually. Something he’ll enjoy for a bit longer than a half hour in his room.”
“Half an hour my arse, way he walks after you’re done with him!”
Jenny went a funny shade of pink.
Eli decided not to dignify Danny’s jeer with an answer, and showed him the T-shirt.
“Nice,” Danny said approvingly. “But give me a bird in a sexy nurse outfit any day.”