“Yeah, yeah,” Rob grunted, then smirked over the top of the toast. “Mornin’, Lou.”
Eli winced. Sure enough, Mum stood in the kitchen doorway, clutching her dressing gown around herself and staring wide-eyed at Rob like she’d never seen him in her life. Which Eli supposed was semi-true—at least Rob had been wearing clothes every other time.
“Mum,” he squeaked. “You’re up early!”
“Yes,” she said slowly. “Nice to…nice to see you, Rob, dear. When…when did you get here?”
Rob shrugged. “Yesterday evening.”
“Yesterday…evening?”
“Uh-huh. While you were having dinner.”
Her gaze sharpened.
“I let him in,” Eli snapped firmly. “Didn’t I, Rob.” And God-fucking-help him if he denied it, Eli thought viciously.
“Yeah,” Rob drawled, grinning. “You did, babe.”
“Right,” Mum said suspiciously.
“Tea and toast?” Eli offered desperately. “We’re nearly done here, then Rob’s going to shower and go home.”