Chapter 26

“So he fucks you up the arse?”

“Danny! Seriously?”

“I’m just curious!”

“It’s your brother’s sex life, you shouldn’t be!”

Danny pulled a face. “Ew,” he said pointedly, then grinned widely. “Never thought our Rob would get within ten feet of a pussy, though, I’m kinda weird proud of him. He never left the girls-got-cooties stage.”

“Yeah, well, I’m not a girl.”

“You just said—”

“Having…female parts doesn’t make me female,” Eli said stiffly. “If I cut your dick off, you’ll still be male.”

Danny shrugged. “I guess.”

“Anyway, I’m—I’m not finished yet. I can’t afford the last surgery yet.”

“What, no NHS?”

Eli scowled. “The NHS think I’m too fucking young and keep referring me back to psychiatrists.”

“Well, you do hafta be nuts to wanna get rid of a sweet pair o’ tits,” Danny said agreeably.

Eli rolled his eyes.

“So what about your voice? Never heard a bird like you.”