Chapter 47

“Lots of woodland around the village. Church cemetery if you’re feeling really nasty. Or round the back of the police station, but they’ve probably closed it now.”

“You sound very practised.”

“Had a lot of practice,” Rob said, and smirked. “Fuck all else to do but have a shag in the arse end of nowhere.”

“Really?”

“Well, fuck all else to do, but never fucked there. Only gay in the village and all that.”

Eli laughed, kissed the corner of his mouth, and unlocked the door. He fetched the last two of the bags, giving Rob a stern look, and followed Danny down the stairs to the car. They were taking Rob’s Suzuki—Danny’s Ford Focus wasn’t up to a trip even to Leeds, never mind the wilds of Scotland—but Danny had already adjusted everything to his liking.

“If you cock up the seat,” Rob said grimly, “I will fucking murder you.”

“Driver does the deed, shotgun shuts his spewer,” Danny sang merrily.