“You’re clingy.”
“It’s called affectionate.”
“It’s called fuckin’ weird, s’what it’s called.”
Eli laughed and kissed Rob’s hair. “Shut up. I’m feeling good, alright?” His gut twinged, and he nuzzled Rob’s scalp. “You were really honest with me yesterday about how unfair I’ve been to you, and I’m sorry, and I want to make it up to you.”
Rob stilled.
“You did fine with Mum and Jenny,” Eli continued in a quieter tone, petting Rob’s hair and examining it to allow Rob to do his distinct, I-will-not-look-you-in-the-face-when-you’re-being-mushy thing. “And I think this is going to be alright. Hence I’m being affectionate.”
There was a beat. Then: “Clingy.”
“Oh shut up!” Eli groaned, exasperated, and shoved him.
Rob cackled, seizing Eli by the thighs and hefting him bodily off the counter until Eli yelped and was dumped very unceremoniously on the tiny table against the wall.
“Cunt!”
“That’d be you, sunshine.”