richcamboy: thinking bout my man. who r u?
luvU12345: asl?
What the fuck? Ritchie closes the IM window in disgust. If this joker had seen him grin on the cam, then whoever it is could take a moment or two to read his stats, posted just below the video feed. gwm 20 richmond, sex: as often as possible, looking for: already found him. Ritchie thought that answered the age-old online pick-up line “age sex location” rather succinctly.
A few minutes later, when Ritchie’s checking on his Farmville game, another message pops up. It’s from the same person.
luvU12345: u still there?
Niceties go out the window. Miffed, Ritchie glares at the webcam a moment and hopes whoever is on the other end of the internet catches that
richcamboy: what?
luvU1234: u didnt answer. asl?
richcamboy: read my page, dumbass.
Two seconds later, the time it apparently takes for luvU to figure out what he’s talking about, comes the question:
luvU12345: o ur gay?